You see that? Help him!
Have mercy!
Dont vent your anger on the little guy.
Who are you? - The name`s Tao Wai. - And I`m Peng.
I`m the older one. - And I`m the younger one.
You copy that? - Now what do you want from me?
We wanna suggest for you to... - Beat it.
So you better beat it. - You dont have a clue who I am...
You know him? - Never seen before.
I am Yang Wai. Everyone knows I`m Boss.
Pretty full of himself. - And impolite.
You are a scumbag. - You have no manners.
And you think you`re pretty smart. About time someone will shut you up.
Ain`t gonna work like that.
Thanks, many thanks. - No biggie, oldtimer.
It was my pleasure. - I want to formally thank you.
Don`t mention it. - Glad we could help.
You`re too modest. By the way, what`s your style called?
I practise Yung Tung technique. - I use Quintuple Fist.
Which is the better one? - Ours, of course!
And which one do you prefer? - He`s top dog.
You know... your brother could never defeat me on his own.
And what do you have to say? - The man`s spot on...
Without my help you would have been toast.
You`re crazy! You would have been dead if not for me!
You will apologize right away! - It should be you who`d apologize!
Dream on. - Screw you! C`mon!
Guys, guys... Please stop the quarrelling.
Cant we all just get along ?! Probably just a misunderstanding.
Yung Tung School of Martial Arts
My Yung Tung technique derives from Shaolin Kung Fu
All the heroes agree, its the best style there is.
Dig this!
Not only is it fast, but also precise.
And surely its superior... to Peng`s style.
What a loudmouth...
Quintuple Fist... is what all the grandmasters say,
is the best style there is.
So you better watch out!
Dragon, Snake, Tiger, Panther, Crane...
The offensive Shaolin Fist.
My style combines the best of all. You master it, you`re as good as invincible.
I will show you how to dominate every opponent.
Master, this was sent to you. - Bring it back inside.
Yes.
Ching Tin, carry on. - Yes Master.
On with the show. Watch carefully.
Ching Tin! - Yes.
Continue please.
What´d you get? - Look...
We`re gonna make a fortune!
Very soon to be rich!
This guy`s gotta be rich. He sent money and it says...
this was only a down payment
It`s about his two sons. He wants me to teach them.
Does he really wanna spend all that money on their training?
Looks fishy. Please be careful.
Eh, you know nothing, rich folk dont know where to spend all their money!
I know their kind...
That bastard Ching Tin can never know of this letter.
What do you mean?
That cunning old fox must be kept in the dark.
Who is a cunning old fox? Who are you talking about, master?
You are one stupid fool.
Dad, thats ridiculous. You havent seen Uncle Peng in a year.
Karma has blessed me, But you`re too naive so return to work.
Here they come.
I`m Tien Fu. Sorry for having you wait.
Thats alright. I`m Li Tao Wai. - And I´m Li Ching Peng.
Pleasure to make your acquaintance. I`m looking for a master to teach my kids.
Da Do, Cha Do, greet the master!
Greetings master!
Master Tien, you have strapping young lads. They should study Yung Tung style.
Also, they look rather strong. Just like true heroes...
It would be my pleasure to teach them my quintuple fist.
The both of you are true masters of your respective styles; so I thought...
Da Do can learn Yung Tung and Cha Do quintuple fist.
They will study for two years. And after that, we`ll know ....
which technique`s superior. The winner will receive a 5000 tael reward.
I will teach your son everything he needs to know in life.
I can make him an expert in just 1.5 years. - Oh really? Guess I`ll only need 1 then.
6 months. - Whoa, wait up...
I`ve decided its gonna be 2 years. Da Do, Cha Do...
Honour your masters. Work hard and obey.
Who`s that? Show yourself!
It`s pretty late already. About time to get up.
So you are Ching Tin. Boy`d I just get spooked.
This is my 1-Finger-Stance. How you like it?
Not bad at all. Who taught you?
I came up with it myself. Really not bad, is it?
You`ve certainly mastered telling lies.
Cut that crap out. Who taught you this technique?
It`s original, I`m tellin ya. Watch me, I`ll show ya!
Are you convinced? - I dont believe a word you`re saying.
Master Ching. Take a look at this!
Master Ching?!
Master Ching? Where is he? - Not here, but you`re awake now.
Dont ever do that again! - Dont make such a fuss, Kung.
I know you`re scared of your master.
Yes I am. After all, I`m on his payroll.
What do you want here anyhow?
Just strolling by and you werent there. Thought I`d wake you up.
Well thanks to you I`m gonna be late. I hope I wont get kicked out.
Rice Market
Guess I was lucky.
Eagle Claw.
Tiger.
Dragon.
Eagle claw... Crane fist... Eagle claw... Crane fist...
Anything but the Gong Fu on your mind at all ?
I`m having a feeling, you even day-dream Gong Fu.
While you should in fact be working. But thats all gonna change now.
Old bastard. You cant tell me shit.
I`m not gonna take it anymore. After all, I pay you 112 taels a month.
Well today you`re an hour late. It will be deducted from your salary.
Please sign here... At least thats something you can do.
2nd stance... Arms go up! Present offensive fist!
Attack! 1st stance and turn right!
Then turn and back to 1st stance.
Quite alright.
Cha Do, continue! - I`m your Dad`s student, not yours!
Well I teach too, thus you have to obey me too. Get back here immediately.
Come on! - My Dad spends a fortune on my training.
Therefore, I should be treated well.
Alright lets treat him well.
I treat you well, only if you master a challenge.
What challenge are you talking about?
You have to fight 5 of us. Each one has a different style.
Should you survive, the task`s completed. - Poses no problem for me.
Splendid. Positions!
Wu Wong!
Ma Yang!
What is going on here? - Loudmouth learns a lesson.
Use the tiger claw! - What do you say now?
Panther style! - Come on!
Snake fist!
Bummer. - Try the crane fist!
You`re not bad at all.
What more is there to this style? - He forgot the techniques!
Dammit. Arms go up! - Yes, master!
You dont want to take a dive, do you? - Yes, I do!
Dont! - Do!
He broke my arms. - Try again!
Cut the crap!
Who are you? - The big crane.
Wu Wong, Tiger, Panther, Snake, Crane... big Crane?!
Dont be fooling me. There are only 5 styles.
But I`m the big crane. - Are you messin` with me?
Leave it alone; dont mind him! - Whats going on?
What is all that? - Just practicing.
He`s lying!
They wanna screw me over.
Excuse me. - Hey, hold up.
Are you familiar with Ching Chi`s Inn? - Ching Chi? Not here anymore.
And who would you be? - The name`s Kung Fu Ching.
Ching Chi has sold the Inn.
He was a great guy. Shame hes gone.
After he`d sold the Inn, he`d moved away.
Did you know him? - He`s my uncle.
I wanted to pay him a visit. - Tough luck.
Place your bets. Today could very well be your lucky day.
Step closer. How about it?
I`ll give it a try...
Don`t tell me you wanna gamble!? - What the deal, I`m winning, aint I ?!
Man, he`s gonna screw you over! - Dont worry. I have 20/20 vision.
But he`s got more tricks up his sleeve. He`s a professional cheat.
A cheat?! That doesnt scare me in the least...
How about you? Could be your lucky day today!
Any more bets?
He`s won.
Hey, its simple like that! C`mon, give it a shot. - Yes, he`s right.
This scum is trying to trick me. I`ll teach them a lesson.
Place your bets. The more you bet, the more you can win!
Thats a lot of cash. - I`ll help him with it.
Take some weight off his shoulders.
´Til everything`s vanished into thin air.
Very well. Place your bets... Here we go.
Bet on this. I can guarantee you...!
You`re gonna win!
You win. - Didnt I tell you?!
Naturally I win, you treacherous swine!
Place your bets; starting over again. - Hey, you should be risking more money.
Mom taught me, never to get too greedy.
Its going down! Be alert!
This time, there. Place your bet!
There! The other there! - Mom has warned me....
not to be too predictable.
You`re one crazy fool!
Lets see whether you`re gonna let me win this time around.
You know, Mom`s always right!
You`re right. What`d she say again?
She said "All good things come in 3".
Three? - Yes, three. If this works out, I`ll bet the whole lot.
Okay, here we go. Look closely!
And there we go again.
I`ll bet what I`ve already won. But I cant watch.
Everyone placed their bets? And here we go!
Again! Stake the whole lot! I have a feeling it`ll be worth it.
Right. I`ll give it a shot.
You... you are leaving?! - Nope, I`m gonna bet everything!
You are coming right away! - Brother.... after this game, alright?
No! What if you lose? - I`ve never lost.
He doesnt even know what losing is. Check this out.
Please, come on! Dont mess with karma. - I`m gonna show you karma if you wont cut it out!
Its all your fault. You were impatient; now we`ve lost him.
No its your fault! Why`d you have to wait for him to bet everything ?
Thanks for your help. - Oh, I cannot take that.
You`re new around here, I feel obliged to help out.
You`re one cool dude. Whats your name?
I`m Ko Cheng Yien. Everyone`s calling me Kung Fu Ching tho.
Your Kung Fu must be great!? - Let`s just say its not bad.
Who`s your master? - All self-educated.
Where do you work? - Cheng Chi`s Rice Market.
Market? - Oh heck no; my wage!
Wait up! Market square...
Sister...
Whats up? - I cant practice with that guy.
And why would that be? - I dont like to practice with men.
I dont see what difference it makes.
Well I certainly beg to differ. Men are way too rude.
That`s no fun. - So what would you suggest?
Well... I...
I thought maybe you could practice with me.
You`re so pretty. I`m sure it would help me a great deal.
Doesnt it sound like good fun ?! - Alright. I`ll practice with you.
Awesome.
I`m getting the hang of it now. See how I'm getting my groove?
Check my pulse!
Not getting started on my stomach. And further down below...
Did you like it? - Wonderful. Please go on.
Who are you?
I`ve made it!
Who showed you that? - The big crane. How bout you?
Kung Fu Ching. Skinny fella.
It was the same guy, let`s get him!
Yeah, right away. - Hold your horses.
Dont stress. Lets think this through first.
One way or another we will make it. - We can beat this damn fool in our sleep.
That`ll teach him. - Nor do we want to be the ones taking bruises home.
No, we do not want that.
Excuse me. I`d like to perform a song.
If you like it, please clap your hands. If not, you can clap me.
Two morons from the Inn sporting a total shitface look,
Sneaky bastards think they`re being funny.
But they wont be the ones who laugh last, cuz they end up the ones that get smacked.
Is he talking about us? - I have a feeling he is.
After him.
What the hell!? Cant you see I`m takin a nap ? Come back later!
I already told you I`m takin a nap! So beat it.
You talking to me? - Yeah...
Whats going on here?
Stop it at once! Are you mad?
Oh there he is!
Now come here, Crane-Man. - You dazzler, you.
I thought you were in top shape. - Unfortunately not today.
Doesnt look so bad to me. - I just didnt wanna brag.
Take a swing! Okay, thats enough.
Was that any good? - Yes, wicked.
Come on, attack! - No, you go first! - You go!
No you go! - No no no, its your turn. Why dont you just go?! - No, you go.
You go first, chickenshit. - Now go already, slimeball!
You take me for some suicidal maniac ?!
Why you bail? Cowardly dogs.
You are one lucky bastard. If it wasnt for me...
They would have eaten you alive. - Yeah. - I gotta run. See you around I guess.
Now wheres my rice. Where is it?
Whose stole my rice? Give it back or suffer my wrath!
He kicked you out for a bag of rice. That aint fair.
What do you intend to do now? - Having an idea already.
I will practice my Gung. - And what style you gonna practice?
I`m thinking a fusion of you guys`styles.
Now thats not gonna happen. You`ll be getting trouble if my Dad finds out.
Why is that? - Theres a decade old feud between our fathers.
That is a problem alright.
They`re fighting over whose style is better, you know ?!
Same thing with food. Some prefer chicken...
Others prefer fish.
Theres even people who`d rather eat vegetables.
I`m not the picky type. I eat everything that goes down.
All that matters is I get stuffed real good. Hence my great build.
I`m just like you. Eat just about anything. - Good choice.
Well now; have you gotten acquainted with our rules?
Yes I have, master.
Remember our first rule: Obedience!
You break this rule, you´re out in an instant.
You will not question these rules, but you will follow them.
Yes I will, master. Good. Practice starts tomorrow.
Thank you.
Isnt that our primus fighter? - He`s the best student at our school too.
Hello Brothers. Come on in, ya`ll
Not so fast!
Thanks for the invitation. But we have other plans already.
Let`s drink some tea together. - No; and you still owe us.
Or have you forgotten already? - We want to challenge you to a fight.
You wanna fight? - Oh yeah!
You wanna show me who`s boss? - You bet!
No. - Yes. No. - Wanna bet?
Do you believe us now? Believe so...
You`re not beating me that easily. - Chase.
Are you crazy?! You guys are taking it a bit seriously.
This time its your doom.
Come on!
Right arm first. Left arm second.
Eww, look how dirty it is. - Yeah. - Disgusting.
Watch your tongue. - Bloody loudmouth bastard!
I`ll show ya.
Check me out, sissy boy. It`s your doomsday.
Tie a knot! - Okay.
Now do you see clearly? - That we`re the real deal...
Come on, lets tie him up good.
You bastards.
Why dont you show this technique to your students?
We`re not allowed to show the secret technique to our students!
Not half bad.
Really nice. You`ve learned a lot. But you still have to improve your forms.
Thanks. We`re trying our best.
I like that. Soon I`ll give you the opportunity to put your skills to good use.
Thank you, master. - Thanks master.
This Kung Fu Ching fella is troubling me. - Indeed.
Why? - He receives training from both Wei and Peng.
He could pose a real threat. - That is true.
Once he`s mastered both styles he`ll be invincible.
I will take actions in that regard.
Whats up?
Dad...
Kung Fu Ching! - Master.
How long have you been with us? - One year, master.
Do you think you`ve learned a lot? - Yes I think so.
Good for you. You`ve worked hard for it.
Now show me your skills.
You wanna test me, master? - Yes, I wanna know how good you are.
You`re my favourite student.... as you know.
Yes, master. I know that you are fond of me.
Is that all you`ve learned? - No.
What`s that? - A claw... snake....claw ?!?!.
"Snake! Claw!" ??? - What i meant is ... Panther claw.
So I see.... "Panther claw" There you go.
Remember our rules!
We have to kick you out!
Master, please hear me out. - Yes?
Gung Fu is like food. Some prefer chicken, others prefer duck, or fish...
Or meat... And I`m the kind that likes all good foods.
If its edible. - You are no different from a trash bin.
Get lost. You`re no longer my student. - Dad...
You were at my brothers!
Yes, but... - You broke our rules.
Here, take a zip. Something wrong?
Need money? - No.
Trouble with the ladies? - Of course not.
Are you sick? - Oh stop it...
My masters found me out. Now I`m expelled.
That is all there is to it? Dont tell me you´re actually depressed ?
I`ll continue your training. I`m just as good.
Are you being serious? - I dont joke around in matters of the Gung.
For real?! I swear I`ll give it my all.
How exhausting is that...
Ey, are you mad? Get me back down!
Next up, the staff.
Okay. Again.
That hurts. - Cry me a river. Come on, again.
But...
Get up!
You`re being too careless. Try use your head for a change.
Oh, I`ll never gonna make it.
Really good food. Are you hungry too?
I`m too tired to eat. I want to sleep.
What you still lack is stamina.
With it, you`ll be a real good fighter.
You`re getting better. Go on!
Jump up!
Now move the basket to the left.
The other one too.
And now back again.
Now move it to the other side.
Jump down! C`mon! And back up again.
Again!
Back down again! And up you go!
Back down, go go go!
Down... Up! Down... Up!
He has me working like a horse but is chilling himself all day.
Food`s ready. - Coming!
Dammit. Was that you?
Go away and come back here again.
But it is way too slippery. - Thee who doesnt walk needs no food.
Say what?! I`ll show that old turkey.
I`ll make it!
Hey, leave something for me. - All you have to do is hurry up.
Pig.
Asshole!
I cant make it. - Of course you`re gonna make it.
Come on, eat up!
Those who crawl like dog, must eat like one. When you walk, you can sit.
Now, eat up!
Those who crawl like dog, must eat like one.
When you walk, you can sit.
Brother, I can do it now.
Is that a fact!?
Watch out, I`ll show you.
Can I eat now? - Sure, go right ahead.
What is this? You`ve eaten all of it.
I`m full. Enjoy your meal.
Are you mad? - No, why are you asking? Clear the table!
Dont make so much noise about your accomplishments.
I enjoyed it... - Bloody bastard.
Now listen very carefully as to what I have to tell you.
Alright. - Shaolin is the birthplace of all Gung Fu.
There are many styles though. What did I say?
Shaolin is the birthplace of all Gung Fu. There are many styles though.
It`s impossible to know all styles.
Why hitting me? - Why not defend yourself?
Even if you had the strength and will, there isnt enough time.
Every technique has their pros and cons.
Its up to oneself to figure out which is the best.
So we dont waste any time with the inferior ones.
Not again. - What did I just say?
Good and bad. - Whats good and whats bad?
Use the good, ignore the bad.
Never forget. Or you`ll be knee deep in shit one day.
Eagle eyes, hearing of a dog, attack swiftly with the force of a tiger...
... thats what matters in Kung Fu.
Eagle eyes, hearing of a dog, swift force of ... of.........
Attack swiftly with the force of a tiger!
Why dont you defend yourself?
You are my master. I do not dare to.
Forget I`m your master. How are you gonna learn without trying !?
I cant do it. - Cant do it!? I can, watch me!
This is called thunder strike.
Bastard, you are doing it for real. - Well of course I am.
Alright, then deal with my reality!
Thats called a tease.
Thats the backlash. Look out for an opportunity.
Not the proper option.
Thats what they call The Illusion. - Whats that called?
Watch!
Taking it down... and back up!
Thats called Trick Maneuver. - What?
What are you doing?
Master... Is that what they call trick maneuver?
You`re a fast learner. - Sure; because I`m your student.
If master`s pleased, we`ll be making lots of money.
Now you`re talking!
We`ll be having our own business. Hey, look who`s here.
He is looking to meet my fist. - Looks like it.
Shall we...?
What did fatty say? Getting into fights is good for building a strong body.
How could I say no to that !?
And how are we doing today? - Lovely day, isnt it?
Excuse me. - Are you bonkers?
I`m sorry. - You... I`ll - Watch it, dirt bag!
We`ll school you!
I got a feeling I should be teaching you some manners.
Where`d he get that from ? - He must have practised secretly.
Come on!
Barely good enough for the circus. - Scum, you....
Heres another goodie for ya.
You`re breaking my arms. - That`s your problem.
Whats up? You dont look so good.
Is he mocking us? - So what now? - You have to waste him.
Now that`s precision for you. Here`s something else...for your ears.
I cant take this anymore. - Right, right! - Leave us the hell alone.
Next time you cross my ways, you`re toast. Take it easy!
You bloody bastard. - Damn you to hell you pig.
Up... Up...
Up again... and again.
Hold it. We`re being watched.
Where they been coming from?
Who cares. Ready for a little gung fu lesson ?.
The great Tao had taught me a technique very unique.
I havent completely mastered it yet, but it makes for a good lesson nonetheless
If you use this style you`re basically invincible.
That is awesome. - Yes it is.
They be falling for it. - Show me. I wanna be invincible.
Alright, the listen closely!
Starting of with a parallel stance. Chin up, back straight,
Fingers pointing down bootie`s shaking.
Take a deep breath.
2-way stance, calm breeze stance, sound stance, loose stance,
spear and spike stance.
I know my gung fu.
But I admit your parallel stance is new to me.
You sure you`d get that right? - Probably not. It`s from the great Tao.
I`ve heard it too. He said it makes you invincible.
Parallel stance.... you keep things parallel.
Plain genius. Let`s try it.
Get in the basic stance.
Chin up, fingers pointing down.
Now shake that bootie.
Stupid fools! You have been tricked.
But he was being serious. - Yes, thats true.
Dont ever try to fool me again.
But we... - That cunning bastard has tricked us.
I`ve got an idea...
Check out little fatty over there. - Yes, fat rat.
You gonna beat him easily.
Are you Tao Pao? - Yes that is me.
Who are you?
I`m The Invincible! - You`re making a lot of noise, brother
No one could ever beat me. And now I`ll defeat you too.
Be careful. He sure looks like a lot of work.
Thats alright, dont you worry. Guy like him I smother like a worm.
Watch your mouth, kid. You`ll find out eventually.
Better let me do it. - Are you mad?
Didnt he say he wants me? Therefore I should take him on.
Lets get it on. - What`s that baby club for?
That isnt just a simple club. It grows larger when I use it.
Longer and longer. But you wont see the end of it anyways.
Come on you scumbag.
What do you say now?! - I`ll take it to the next level.
Very well, me too. You`ll be in awe. See how it gets longer?!
Didnt I tell you it would !?
I appreciate your continuous efforts.
My club I need myself.
You can have yours back.
Taking off just like that? - Wonder who`d sent him.
You scum have ridiculed me.
You are gonna pay for that.
Who does he think he is. - Nothing but an amateur, thats what.
Hello there. - Greetings Ching Tin.
Kung Fu Ching, your style has improved quite a lot.
Thanks to the best teacher there is.
You got the hots for that chick!? - Please...
Can I go now? - I`ll make an exception. Easy though.
Enjoy your day.
What are you doing? - Preparing...
my dad`s birthday party. Er wird übermorgen 100 Jahre alt.
I should get him a present.
Is he still mad at me? - Of course, what`d you think!?
You know he`s headstrong. - Well then, no presents for the headstrong.
Dont act so childish now. He`s taught you a lot after all.
Get him some good wine. From my private stash.
Very generous. - You`ll have to pay for the mug though.
Master Tien, its all set. Those two are gonna show up.
Thanks for your efforts.
Master Tien...
Please. - Thank you, very generous of you.
I know I`m indebted to you. - Thank you, master.
Bloody scum. I`ll keep my money.
Welcome, my friends. Welcome... where are your sons?
Already waiting for you. - And where is that?
They`re with the devil. - Where?!
I sent them to hell. And I havent forgotten about the 2 of you either.
3 years ago you had beaten up Yang Wai.
After that, he`d go back to Manchuria never to return.
Yang Wai`s my brother. I`m here to avenge him.
I had Da Do and Cha Do work as my spies.
They`re not my sons, but my servants.
And now you wanna kill us too?!
I`ll make sure you`ll be punished properly.
You can attack me together. Just like you attacked my brother.
I can beat you singlehandedly!
We`ll see about that.
Stop it! - Hold it! He doesnt want any help.
Uncle! - Dad!
Cho Hei! - Stop!
Ching Tin, are you hurt? - Now its your turn!
Dad!
Now the other leg!
Master!
Kung Fu Ching!
Will you talk already! Where are Peng and Wai?
C`mon, spill it! - They`re with Tien, just outside town.
Bend! Hands on the ground. And shake that bootie.
Keep a steady rhythm!
You`re about to be toast.
What happened to you? - I went to punish those bastards.
I wanted to avenge you, but that bastard flat out beat me.
Who are you? - Me?! None of your business?
He`s the student of Wai and Peng`s.
Is that so!? I`ll start with you then.
Before you die, you`ll learn about the skills I`ve developed.
Afterwards, I`ll show your masters.
That is very interesting. Dont you overstrain now.
You gotta help me! - Whats going on? - There!
These guys wanna fix me. You gotta help me out here.
Dont think you`d need me for that.
Come on, give it a shot!
Stay out of it, fatty. - Guys like yourself are my favourite kind though...
Stop it; I´ll take them on. - You seem to be on the same page.
Are you def?! None of my concern. He`s all yours.
I dont know what to do. - Think of something.
Hey, over here!
Now its your turn.
What`s that? Lost your appetite?
Anybody home?
Whats on your mind? - Now I`ll be schooling you.
Brother!
Brother! Are you okay? - I`m fine.
Leave me be! - But... brother! - Lets jet, we`re no match for him.
You`ll be finished very soon.
You hallooed but you`re still in the woods.
Impressive, eh!?
Didnt I warn you !?
Let me know when you had enough. You really need to step up your defense.
Not so bad after all.
Looking for me? - Thats right!
My fist will find you!
That was that, kiddo. - Thats what you think, oldtimer.
Bastard. - Should I let you go? - I can do that on my own.
Brother, if you`re still alive lend me a hand, will you.
What goes around comes around.
Brother! You`re really dead... But I`d avenge you.
I`d crush that swine. You should have seen it...
I havent made it easy for him.
I schooled that bitch real good.
I`ll burn a candle for you now... - I hate candles!